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Yes I have baggage!

March 30 2010

Madonna flew into Heathrow with a couple of bags today…..The Telegraph shows her 25 pieces of luggage being hauled by a porter across Terminal 3.

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So there are two conclusions from this article:-

One is that she was sensibly not flying with British Airways, otherwise she would have been in Terminal 5, and the other is that she was not using the services of one of the cheaper airlines. Notwithstanding my great love of Michael O’Leary I did fall foul of the cabin baggage allowance on a Ryanair flight the other day, meaning an add-on of 35 euros…..

Then I flew a week later with BMI baby from Cardiff to Edinburgh where I was again targeted as the person who would unhappily pay the extra cost of checking a bag, rather than carrying it and placing it into the overhead bin myself.

Now, I have no real problem with being told that I can only fly with restricted luggage. I have become expert at wearing most of my clothes, carrying no make-up, minimal extra gear, and I can usually get most of what I need for travelling into a rucksack. What I have a problem with is that the goalposts are constantly changing according to which airline you use.

My bag did not actually fit into the cabin baggage measuring device at Cardiff airport which BMI Baby provided, but it did fit into the device provided by a competing airline right next to it. It was minimally too big for Baby by only a few centimetres, but would definitely have fitted into the overhead bin. I know this for sure, as some other passengers who travelled on the flight and who had their bags on board, managed to fit their much larger bags into the bin.

The problem I really had with BMI Baby, apart from their rude staff, is that even though each airline issues passengers with dimensions and weight restrictions for on board baggage, these rules were not then pursued properly or fairly. Everyone who had two pieces of baggage should have been made to check one of those. They were not. I believe it is a sensible arrangement as it cuts down on the amount of time that it takes to load the plane, which is important when you are running a cheaper service. (Don’t let me start on the fuss and nonsense some people are guilty of when getting on and off planes ……) But if passengers had bags which were bigger than the allowance – either in weight or size – then the bag police should have dealt with them all fairly, which on this particular occasion they did not.

It may be useful to know what the airlines say…..

Aer Lingus 56cm by 45cm by 25cm and under 10kgs

Ryanair 55cm by 40cm by 20cm and under 10kg

BMI Baby 55cm by 40cm by 20cm and under 10kg

My little bag shown above measures 53cm by 33cm by 23cm and so it seems that it is marginally too big for either Ryanair or BMI Baby and will probably need to be retired or simply consigned to its own luxury in the hold, but you see I have flown on a Ryanair flight at least 80 times previously – with the same bag….

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Beatrice Chalangat

February 25 2010

Yesterday I met an amazing young woman who is really trying very hard to change the world or at least a part of it.

Beatrice Chalangat is Director of the REACH programme in Uganda, where she works tirelessly to stop female genital cutting (FGC). This practice is something more than just the physical act, it is a way of trying to subordinate women in Ugandan society, where those who manage somehow to avoid FGC are ostracised. They are not allowed to collect water from the local spring for example, or carry out menial but important tasks such as going to the market for food.

The Americans for United Nations Population Fund (UNFPA) has supported Beatrice in her quest to improve the lives of many Ugandan women, by encouraging them to stay in education for longer or by providing them with healthcare, and yesterday she was honoured at a lunch in a very plush room on the 32nd floor of the Westin St Francis Hotel in downtown San Francisco. Ms Chalangat held the attention of the entire audience in complete silence for 15 minutes, and only when she had ended her account of life in Uganda did they appear to breathe again. A standing ovation seemed only too appropriate at the end of her talk, and yet a little insufficient too.

The 32nd floor at the Westin St Francis

Ms Chalangat lives in Uganda under the constant protection of bodyguards, as she herself has been threatened by her opponents. Her life is in danger yet she continues to speak openly and to fight for the human rights of Ugandan women.

It seems that American women have over recent years taken Hillary Clinton completely to their bosoms, as she was widely quoted in other speeches. By way of reminder here are her words from the famous speech she made in Beijing in 1995 :-

“The voices of this conference and of the women at Huairou must be heard loud and clear: It is a violation of human rights when babies are denied food, or drowned, or suffocated, or their spines broken, simply because they are born girls.

It is a violation of human rights when women and girls are sold into the slavery of prostitution.

It is a violation of human rights when women are doused with gasoline, set on fire and burned to death because their marriage dowries are deemed too small.

It is a violation of human rights when individual women are raped in their own communities and when thousands of women are subjected to rape as a tactic or prize of war.

It is a violation of human rights when a leading cause of death worldwide among women ages 14 to 44 is the violence they are subjected to in their own homes.

It is a violation of human rights when young girls are brutalized by the painful and degrading practice of genital mutilation.

It is a violation of human rights when women are denied the right to plan their own families, and that includes being forced to have abortions or being sterilized against their will.

If there is one message that echoes forth from this conference, it is that human rights are women’s rights – and women’s rights are human rights. Let us not forget that among those rights are the right to speak freely – and the right to be heard.

Women must enjoy the right to participate fully in the social and political lives of their countries if we want freedom and democracy to thrive and endure.”

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Hacked off!

February 23 2010

I have developed a loathing of hackers. It has just started today when I found out that my website (not this one but a local newspaper which I have just started) has been compromised by persons unknown.

I am very angry indeed but of course this does no real good. It is of no use whatsoever to rail against something which is completely unreasonable and without point. Also, it would be too easy to think that perhaps there was something personal in it, and that for some reason the hackers had targeted me or my site in an effort to sabotage it….

It will take an amount of unravelling to sort it out which I (and those who might be kind enough to help me with this task) could really do without – today or indeed any day.

Hackers go home!

(Well at least that’s got that off my chest…..!)

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FOI unearths photos from 9/11

February 12 2010

ABC news reports on the new photos which are available of 9/11. These were taken from a police helicopter which was apparently one of the very few, if not the only, aircraft allowed to remain in the airspace above New York that day. The photos give a different perspective of the devastation.

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Testing Times in Dundalk

January 21 2010

I have just realised that I am sitting outside the Driving Test Centre in Dundalk. I didn’t mean to. I am here because of other reasons entirely. I can drive. In fact I drove here today. But, upon finding that they have free wifi in the hotel (yes I am in a hotel) I sat down in the corridor on this lovely leather sofa and have spent the last couple of hours polishing that article that I can’t get quotes for, checking my new techhie ‘thing’, Tweetdeck, (if you haven’t got it get it – it is fabulous!) every ten minutes or so, surfing the net, sending emails, and thinking about the articles I have in my head and which are bursting out to get themselves on paper.

Then I realised that I had seen that lady going along the corridor with the burly grey haired man about half an hour or more ago, and there she is coming back again. They disappear into an office. Then she comes back out of the office with a slowly developing smile on her face. The same thing with the dark-haired young man who could not really keep his joy to himself. He had obviously passed. I felt the same way when I passed my test (upon sitting it for the second time admittedly)

I knew they had pubs at the back of grocers’ shops here in Ireland. I have seen the shops which rather curiously sell fish on one side and beef on the other. But now, I have been in a hotel which masquerades as a driving test centre. Only in Ireland……

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How to add filmstar to my CV

January 21 2010

With all the technology that is around us it is easy to forget that when I started at school aged five we did still use little black slates for some of the work, we did have coloured sticks to help us learn to count and I have more than glanced in the direction of an abacus. Nowadays all you have to do is scan and send your recent graduation photo to your 22 year old son and suddenly you are starring in a short feature film on the internet…..Watch this!

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The World’s Media Hasten to Haiti

January 15 2010

Following the devastation caused by the earthquake earlier this week in Haiti, the world’s media are hitching lifts on aid planes to reach the island. Once there they are using whatever means they can to get the story out to the world. The New York Times has an article on this and in particular highlights the way that even the professionals have been using all manner of social media including Twitter to tell the story. It also has some wonderful photos from GeoEye showing the devastation of some of the buildings there.

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Sleepy?

January 14 2010

The goddess of the online world in the US, Arianna Huffington, famously described as the most upwardly mobile Greek since Icarus, has gone to sleep. Actually she is trying out an experiment to sleep for a minimum of 8 hours each night – and she has just ‘fallen off the wagon’ as she describes in her latest article on The Huffington Post.

How much sleep do you get? Do you need more? What about the power naps, the disco naps, the catnaps? Do they make you feel better or worse?

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The (very public) Eye of the Tiger

December 14 2009

Why does it matter that people in the public eye should behave themselves, even if some of us don’t? Well there is the point that they are usually earning money from our pockets in some shape or form. Thus the shenanigans of various politicians is of interest to us even when it does not involve some expenses claim or other, and we feel entitled to be outraged if they do something disreputable or tawdry.

So if you have been to an Open Golf championship and have stood only yards from the tee where Tiger stood ready to propel another 300 plus yard drive down the fairway, then you may feel you have a claim to his public or professional life. But where his personal life has now spilled over into the rough of the public eye, then that may also give you the right to determine whether he is now public villain number one or still the adored sportsman that he was, and possibly could still be.

It is no secret that he is one of the most talented golfers of the last few decades, and if it were not for him then others would have had much more success. Difficult to know if that success would also have encompassed someone like Colin Montgomerie for whom outright superstardom still seems elusive, but Tiger’s absence would have meant a completely different set of golf heroes.

So his proposal to stay away from golf for an indefinite period will also have some considerable effect on the future of the professional game. His presence alone is thought to have accounted for many people’s attendance at major tournaments who might not otherwise have thought of stomping around on a golf course. There are many other players who can drive a ball as far and who have a decent short game, but the difference is, or was, that Tiger seemed somehow superhuman and otherwordly. Now he is just another weak-willed man caught with his trousers down, indeed apparently caught so often one wonders why he bothered putting them on.

There is a personal tragedy being played out here in the public eye. The papers and other media have devoted many column inches to him and his family. The Telegraph reports that he has not been seen in public since his accident outside his home. His wife is reported to have bought a secluded house in Sweden which she is apparently going to escape to. At least one of the paramours is claiming that they will be together in the future. His mother-in-law has been taken to hospital by ambulance.

So where does that leave poor old Tiger? At least two of his sponsors have edged away from him already, although one cannot help but think that this will be the very least of his problems since he has apparently made so much from the professional game over the years.

It seems that it leaves him trying very hard to protect what is left of his reputation as a clean-living, hard-playing professional golfer and devoted husband and father. Even PR guru Max Clifford agrees with his current course of action to step back from the professional tee for a while to let the roar of the crowd die down. Whether or not he is able to stage a comeback at any time in the future will remain to be seen, and is at least in part down to his public who may decide that they don’t actually want him back.

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Tomato sauce with that?

December 13 2009

Silvio Berlusconi has finally been attacked in a manner so direct that even he cannot ignore it. Someone in Milan has thought enough about him to give him a bloody nose according to the BBC. This after he told a political rally that although his critics paint him as a monster he is actually good looking. So perhaps this is a rage built upon old-fashioned jealousy then?

The Washington Post tell us that the 73 year-old premier has been taken to hospital after being punched and knocked off his feet. They also report that the attacker has been arrested. It is difficult to understand how someone could be so incensed to launch an assault on the media mogul that they would want to endanger their own liberty, although easy to find something to dislike about him, since he courts publicity for its own sake. Oh and then there is the womanising. As Tiger and David know this always attracts a little media attention.

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Rushin’ off to the defamation courts….

November 30 2009

The Press Gazette tells the story today of the Russian billionairess who is suing for libel on the basis of a report in The Sunday Times claiming that she is buying London’s largest home. The claim is that the article has damaged her reputation and standing, which is of course the prerequisite to any defamation action.

We will have to wait and see if the UK courts, so often the chosen forum for such proceedings, allow the action to proceed, but it is hard to know which part of being a billionairess and thus being able to afford to buy a house with 25 bedrooms damages your reputation…..

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Plastic surgery

November 13 2009

See my latest article on Technorati.

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Have you heard the one about the MP who flipped?

November 1 2009

It is reported by the BBC today that a comic drama will be released next autumn based on the story of Heather Brooke’s fight to bring the truth about MPs’ expenses to our attention.

Of course it is true that in dark moments one must turn to black humour but it is debatable that anyone will be in the frame of mind to think this subject funny, even in a year from now. Heather Brooke, the American journalist, worked long and hard to unearth this scandal. It is one of the best uses of Freedom of Information legislation since it was passed in the UK in 2005, and the story has had many repercussions, all important but not really very amusing.

Michael Martin became the first Speaker of the House of Commons to resign in over 300 years. According to The Daily Telegraph his successor, John Bercow, does not seem to be doing the job he signed up for earlier this summer. Having asserted that he would do everything to make the issue of MPs’ expenses more transparent, he now seems to have back-tracked on that promise. Instead of leaving no stone unturned, it appears that the Speaker is now stopping any reform to the system in its tracks, and has prevented any inquiry into the practice of flipping, one of the main sources of abuse among MPs. Flipping means that an MP can claim principal private residence for one house whilst claiming an allowance for another under the Westminster regime for allowances. Some MPs have been forced to pay Capital Gains Tax on a retrospective basis following the revelations as to the truth behind the fiction. One of the initial points one learns at taxation lectures is the difference between tax evasion and tax avoidance.

Having taken all the money they could get their hands on, only some of which has been paid back to the government, and having enjoyed all the holiday entitlement that goes with being an MP, now perhaps is the time for some of those responsible to be charged with the crimes which they have undoubtedly committed, but it is not really yet time to laugh about it all.

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Honours

October 31 2009

So Christopher Lee has finally been knighted, appropriately the day before Hallowe’en, given his Hammer House of Horror career. Lee is now 87. He walked with a stick when attending Buckingham Palace to receive his honour, although he is clearly very fit for his advanced years. But he is still a very old man by anyone’s calculations.

So is the honours system in Britain now off kilter?

When a damehood was awarded to Kelly Holmes in 2005 how many of us had actually heard of her before then? It perhaps seemed that she had simply won a couple of races and was given a damehood for it. Of course it is conceded that some effort would have been required to win these races, but surely there has to be some kind of uniform system to decide the way the honours are handed out which recognises sustained effort rather than just a short burst?

Others honoured this year in the Birthday Honours List included golfer Nick Faldo. He has been a successful sportsman for many years, winning titles worldwide and becoming a household name. It seems a fitting tribute to his talent, hard work and long term contribution to the sport that he has been honoured in this way. Hopefully, having been given the honour in early middle age, he will have enough years left during which to both enjoy the accolade and also use it in endorsing charities and other good causes.

Bruce Forsyth is another apparently deserving case. He will be 82 in 2010 and has had a lifetime in showbusiness as well as his unstinting work for the Variety Club. Since he was awarded the CBE in 2005 he cannot be considered for another honour for five years. Why then, had Brucie not done enough to achieve the highest rank of knight of the realm in 2005? He is a household name, and entertainer supreme over many, many years. A petition to have him elevated to a knighthood attracted thousands of signatures but all to no avail. It may be that in the New Year honours list of 2010 he will finally become Sir Bruce, octogenarian supreme.

The Honours system has been reviewed and changed over the last few years and it is asserted by the government that the system is more ‘open, diverse and easy to understand.’ The committee system which decides the nominations that will be fulfilled has been changed, and is now peopled by persons outwith government who have experience in different fields. The system is designed to recognise ‘merit, gallantry and service.’ There are many levels of award including the OBE and CBE which can be handed out to people in many walks of life, and it is quite correct that the pinnacle is reserved for those who have actually reached the appropriate level of achievement in their lives or sporting careers. However it seems to me that awarding a knighthood to an 87 year old who has entertained millions for many years is perhaps a little too late by any standards.

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Punishing the prisoner

October 27 2009

The case of Baby P caused much public outcry and thus to most people reading the news today that Jason Owen will now be released from prison in just two years might seem unjust.

Jason Owen was the lodger in the house where Baby Peter lived with his mother and her boyfriend, who is also Owen’s brother. The court decided that although Owen did nothing to stop the violence against the young baby, he would not necessarily be at risk of doing anything like this again and thus the indeterminate sentence handed down to him was unfair.

But Jason Owen and his brother Steven Barker had a history. They had already tortured their own grandmother, although any proceedings against them were abandoned, principally because the granny died and thus evidence must have been hard to come by.

The Telegraph reported in August that the boys’ own father had denounced them as monsters. So how does our prison system aim to rehabilitate Owen in such a short time? It begs the question if rehabilitation is the aim of the prison system. It certainly does not seem to have punishment in its sights.

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Celebrations

October 23 2009

Halloween is big, Christmas is even bigger and then of course there is Labour Day, Thanksgiving and New Years!

All these holidays are a time to have fun. Maybe the Americans have it right after all. In Scotland we are very big on Hogmanay, although a little more restrained at Christmas, traditionally a family time so maybe that is why!

Halloween here in the US is very black and orange. Every shop window is dressed in witches and broomsticks and spiders’ webs. Houses are already sporting pumpkins on the doorstep ready to be carved into a leering smile to ward off the bad spirits. Pumpkins are ten a penny here and the photograph shows a display we saw in Napa Valley. Many beautiful colours and all shapes and sizes. Of course since the Americans are mainly derived from immigrants the celebrations had to be brought with them and the Halloween thing came from Ireland!

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Careers advice

October 22 2009

Go to Technorati to get my latest post about changing careers……

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Farmers’ Markets

October 21 2009

It is amazing how we do similar things no matter which city we are in at the time. On many Saturdays I can be found wandering up and down at the Farmers’ Market on Castle Terrace in Edinburgh. The quality of the food is very good indeed, even though the prices can be noticeably higher.

Some of the sausages have been delicious, but my personal favourite is the porridge from Stoats.

Peppers!

Peppers!

So whilst on holiday in San Francisco it is refreshing to see that they have a Farmers’ Market here too. The one we found was at the Ferry Terminal. But the amazing presentation completely surpasses anything I have seen in Edinburgh……. Have a look for yourself!
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U2 go global

October 21 2009

U2 are in California this weekend with their 360 tour. I saw them back in July in Paris and the whole show was just fabulous. The Stade de France is huge but the circular stage arrangement called The Claw lends itself to giving you the best musical experience, both acoustic and visual.

Now you can see it for yourself, live on Youtube this weekend as the nice boys are going to stream it live for you! As the Americans say – enjoy!

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New Technorati site goes live today

October 14 2009

The guys over at Technorati have redesigned their site and it goes live today. This is what Wikipedia has to say about Technorati :-’Technorati is an Internet search engine for searching blogs. By June 2008, Technorati indexes 112.8 million blogs and over 250 million pieces of tagged social media. The name Technorati is a portmanteau of the words technology and literati, which invokes the notion of technological intelligence or intellectualism.’

I am one of the new writers so for my article see this link!